Sheep racing update.....

A new ostrich stud with a bit of an attitude problem arrives at racing HQ . Yo man, praise the goddamn lord! Shit, I've i just come over on the slow boat from LA and I'm pissed man. Some goddamn man trying to push me around as I get off the bus - what the fucks he playin at? I'll kick his fuckin ass, like I'm goin to kick the asses of any other so-called studs that are hangin around my new birds - they're off for steaks and burgers those muthafuckers are. These chicks are mine, and goddamn they're soon gonna know it. I'm gonna slam their goddam asses so hard these soft Scottish chicks will be sore for weeks - top quality racers are all thats comin back out their asses. 100 metres in over 6 seconds. Bullshit - my kids'll do the 100 in 5. As for these goddamn European fuckers claimin we don't count as sheep - fuck their asses, they come see me and I'll show them what a fuckin sheep is. The only thing those goddamn woolly lil' muthafuckers is good for is foot warmers - one foot in their ass another down their throat an you've got some nice warm feet. And fuck me, I'm gonna need some feet warmers in this godforsaken place. I'm off to start producin some new kids for this fucked up team if this goddamn wind don't freeze ma balls off first. Shiiit. Praise the lord! Pure racing accepts no responsibility for any offence caused by our new stateside signing.